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NY cop says wife spiked meatballs

A US counter-terrorism police officer who says he failed a drugs test because his wife spiked his meatballs with marijuana is suing to get his job back.

Anthony Chiofalo, of New York Police Department (NYPD), has asked Manhattan Supreme Court to challenge his firing.

When interviewed, Anthony Chiofalo made the following statement, "I thought the meatballs tasted funny. I suspected something when I noticed that I was running after imaginary chickens in my backyard in my wife's underwear".

That's just funny. Why would he sue the NYPD? He should have sued the wife. It's just not right. This falls into one of things that you should never do. Ever. You don't screw with a man's job. That's what your colleagues at work do, not your own wife. You should not expect that same shit to happen when you at home.

He was suspended in 2005 after 22 years of service, for failing a random test.

I don't know how these random dope test happen. Are they running this shit on like a fixed schedule? Like once a month or something. Because, if it isn't scheduled, the wife would have been doping the husband for a long time, don't you think? If she didn't know when the dope test is going to happen, she'd have to, in a way, feed ol' Tony with a ongoing doses of weed, maybe a little bit everyday until he gets tested. The US National Institute of Drug Abuse (NIDA), posted an FAQ on marijuana usage. Apprently it stays in your system for days or sometimes weeks. So for the wife to totally screw him (as in making sure that the THC stays in his system), she has to put it in his food on like every few days, just to be safe.

His wife told investigators she had secretly drugged his meatballs hoping a failed test would force him to retire. NYPD said the story was "not credible".

Why not? That could happen. But I'm really curious as to how many terrorists are there in the NYC. Since 9/11, how many active terrorists do you think operates in NYC? If I were a terrorist, I would probably attack some other place now. It's just stupid to concentrate on one place.

Both Mr Chiofalo and his wife Catherine have passed lie detector tests about how the marijuana entered the police officer's system.

So what. The polygraph is just a machine. It's results still depend on human interpretation. So there is a very big chance for you to beat it, because to beat it, you are actually trying to beat the polygrapher. And guess what, WikiHow has an article on how to beat the polygraph. Here's an excerpt of it:

If you are interested on reading more about beating the polygraph from WikiHow article, please go here.

Back pain

Mrs Chiofalo told investigators she had put enough marijuana for six cigarettes in her meatball recipe in July 2005, according to court papers.

Where the hell did she find 6 blunts worth of weed? This is a suburban housewife. How the hell did she get her hands on the weed? Maybe she has glaucoma or something, and the eye doctor gave it to her because apparently marijuana helps.

She testified at a hearing that she just wanted her husband "not to die of a heart attack or get killed" while still in service, the Associated Press news agency quotes the court papers as saying.

Apparently she didn't read about how using marijuana can trigger heart attacks. It's not me. Someone in Harvard seems to think so.

"I wanted him to be around to help raise my son," she said. She had reportedly expected him to retire in 2004 after 20 years in the force.

Mr Chiofalo said his wife had marijuana in the house because she used it to alleviate suffering caused by chronic back pain.

Nice. In college, I used to have a friend had weed in the house. We, I meant him, had cocaine. I think there might have been some morphine somwhere too. It was for his leukemia. I just don't know what happened to him now. We lost touch.

An administrative judge recommended that Mr Chiofalo be reinstated to the Joint Terrorism Task Force but Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly rejected that opinion and fired him.

Mr Chiofalo hopes the court will rule his dismissal unconstitutional and force the NYPD to re-hire him.

The Chief was probably thinking, "I can't have this stupid fuck in my team. He's so stupid that he got doped by his wife".

Or maybe this Tony Chiofalo is a real pussy. Maybe he's one of those guys in the team who bitches about things like "Are you sure it's safe to burst into the room just like this? Should we look at the charts again?" when the team's already standing by the door and SWAT is already perched at the rooftop.

Or maybe he's the type that has to call his wife all the time to report where he's at all the time. That shit's annoying.


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